Amazingly hilarious list documenting the trauma of leaving that darn phone in your pocket….or on the nightstand (Scott) or on the coffee table (Scott).

From a less seasoned, but much opinionated writer (me) – is your phone really saving people the annoyance of a ringtone if you are hearing that awful “buzz buzz” all over the place? Not stealth people….but yes, you sound super popular because you’re in a huge group text and your friends are shooting poop emoticons back and forth while they should be working/parenting/exploring/living actual life.

One more unfortunate phone funny: